Bikini Babes: Olympic Gold and Pageant Bling

Miss Mexico 2012

Last week some pageant bling helped me get into the holiday spirit. Take a look at these amazing/atrocious gowns from the 2012 Miss Universe Pageant and tell me they don’t make you think of a) A Christmas Tree and b) A Mrs. Claus outfit gone wrong. (Well, actually only if Mrs. Claus was a part-time [...]

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The “Cool” Power of Pageantry

Alexis Wineman, Miss Montana, photo courtesy of the Wineman family

This morning I was on NECN’s Morning Show talking about the controversy surrounding the Indian Land Elementary Warrior School Pageant– a child beauty pageant meant to be a fundraiser in South Carolina that was ultimately canceled after parent protests. You can read more of my thoughts on “Parents against pageants” by clicking here.  In a [...]

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A New England Beauty Queen: Miss Rhode Island wins Miss USA at Last

Olivia Culpo Miss USA 2012, Photo Credit to Steve Marcus and Reuters

The drought is over. It’s been 61 years and Rhode Island finally got a Miss USA (note they haven’t yet had a Miss America). Last night Olivia Culpo was crowned Miss USA. I had a lot of fun watching the pageant (and live tweeting) and RI was a standout from the beginning. Her gown was [...]

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“Princess means that you’ re a loser!”: Recent beauty pageant portrayals on TV (UPDATED to include dance competitions)

Crown with jewels from Magic Mural Company

Princess means that you’re a loser! A lot of feminists might agree with this sentiment– especially with the recent release of Disney’s newest princess targeted at the preschool set, Sofia the First. But it was a child beauty pageant mom who uttered this line during the continuing fourth season of TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras, which [...]

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Before Painted Babies, JonBenet, and Swan Brooner there was… Blaire Pancake

Blaire Pancake as Miss TN, Katie Morgan, The Jackson Sun

To outsiders it might seem like there are lots of links between the world of child beauty pageants and the world of adult beauty pageants (which do not exclusively include the Miss America, Miss Universe, and Miss World systems, but those are certainly the most prestigious and well-known). But that isn’t quite right. Lots of [...]

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Miss Universe 2012: Pageant or Informerical? (from orgtheory.net)

Miss Panama National Costume 2011 Courtesy of Miss Universe Organization

Last night Miss Angola, 25-year-old Leila Lopes, was crowned the 60th Miss Universe—the first ever winner from Angola.  She beat out 89 other hopefuls in Sao Paulo, Brazil to take the crown.  The hosts declared this to be the “most coveted title in the world,” a statement I’m sure many would disagree with, even if [...]

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From Eden vs. MaKenzie to Miss USA

It’s been a big week in beauty pageants, especially with the Miss USA Pageant and the return of Toddlers & Tiaras.  Last week’s TLC hit featured a “showdown” between two of the most well-known queens featured on the show– Eden Wood and MaKenzie– and this week’s featured a Pentecostal, praying pageant mom and a pushy, [...]

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Resignations and Circumnavigations: Miss Maine USA and Abby Sunderland

As I read The Boston Globe this morning I came across this story at the back of the Metro Section: “Missing Out, Happily.” The story is about Emily Johnson, Miss Maine USA 2011 (not to be confused with Miss Maine, who represents the state in the Miss America system). Johnson was crowned Miss Maine USA [...]

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There She Goes… A Trailblazing Beauty Queen

Please note: This appeared on The Huffington Post on March 15, 2011 as “There She Goes: A Trailblazing, Feminist Beauty Queen.” This week women around the world observed the 100th celebration of International Women’s Day.  We honored female trailblazers and leaders. One woman not discussed was Jean Bartel, Miss America 1943, who passed away on [...]

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